A businessman stepped into an elevator and was greeted by a cheerful blonde who said, “T-G-I-F.”

Smiling, he responded, “S-H-I-T.”

Puzzled, she repeated, “T-G-I-F,” emphasizing it slowly.

Once again, he replied, “S-H-I-T.”

Determined to clarify, she smiled and repeated, “T-G-I-F,” one more time.

The man countered, “S-H-I-T.”

Finally, she explained, “‘T-G-I-F’ stands for ‘Thank God, It’s Friday!’ Got it?”

He replied, “S-H-I-T stands for ‘Sorry, Honey, It’s Thursday.’”